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public String nickname()

String[] suffixes = new String["bagel", "gay", "three", "qt", "cool", "gyu"];
return “min” + suffixes[ (int) ( Math.random() * suffixes.length() ) ];

function chugAlong

if self.broke() {
    self.buy(Cigarette.newPack());
    chugAlong();
}

>Min.new.chugAlong()

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dancing_ability

Min.dancing_ability = bad
  unless (lights == off) &&
    (audience.count <= 2
      && audience[0] == Min
      && audience[1] == G.random
      && ejac() != Girl.spitback())

function takePicture()

picture = Picture.new();
while picture.isEmo() == false {
    picture.removeColor();
    picture.zoomOut();
    picture.zoomIn(cigarette_box)
    picture.blur(!cigarette_box)
    picture.addColor(cigarette_box)
    picture.addSnow();
    picture.lookAway(Min)
}
return picture;

class Min

public static final int COOLNESS = Integer.MAX_VALUE;

get_face, set_face

def get_face
  return self.face
end

def set_face (no_of_beers)
  if no_of_beers == 0
    self.face = white
  elsif no_of_beers >= 2
    self.face = red
  else
    self.cheeks, self.forehead, self.ears = red
    self.nose = white
  end
end

Where is Min?

location(here)
{
case (here==physicsClass)
bagel.putAway;
break;
case(here==bedInDouglaston)
blueBalls();
case(here==fourthFloorStairwell)
ejac();
}

function bagelsBought(cash)

if (cash < Bagel.cost() {
    return 0;
}
else {
    return bagelsBought(cash - Bagel.cost()) + 1;
}

U-mad.net

isRealSite()
{
anger++;
return true;
}